Lessons

Standard
  • Sometimes, in order to make an omlette, you have to break eggs
  • Whatever doesn’t kill you or give you a rash will only make you stronger
  • You are human, you can’t fool anybody of that fact (least of all yourself)
  • Keep the beast on a leash. There is a time and a place.
  • Cry when necessary
  • Nanna nap when necessary
  • If the urge to sit on the couch watching trashy TV or reading trashy novels is strong, it must be submitted to
  • You are responsible for your life, take the wheels
  • Fear is normal, it’s whether you let it stop you that counts
  • When in doubt, STFU. Silence is golden. (Duct tape is silver)
  • Sometimes the less said, the better
  • You are not a product of other peoples thoughts, wishes and dreams
  • You do not have control over other peoples thoughts, wishes and dreams
  • It really is their loss.
  • Buy the Moet. Drink the Moet.
  • Don’t be afraid of the dark, you will appreciate the sunlight more.
  • Leave some space
  • Things change quickly, ergo shitty periods pass. Ride it out.
  • Sexual tension can be delicious and does not always need to be resolved.
  • Don’t overshare. Keep some cheeky secrets to yourself. They will give you a twinkle in your eye.
  • Be kind. Hug often.
  • Sing loudly. Dance wildly.
  • Find your inner child and nurture it.
  • Always be ready to walk away.
  • Faith and trust must be earned; remember that before you put your faith and trust in anybody
  • You are blessed with intelligence and a good imagination, don’t let the latter override the former.
  • Ain’t broke, don’t fix
  • Procrastination is just perfectionism, get on with it
  • Believe in kissing
  • Beware those people over whom you cry.
  • Touch is an underrated sense
  • Attend to those gnawing feelings of unease, so they can be fixed
  • Smile
  • Patience, grasshopper.
  • Normal to have fat/bad hair/frumpy days. As long as there aren’t too many. And they must be managed with a fabulous outfit, heels and red lippy (red lippy making everything 10% better)
  • You have enough clothes and probably too many shoes
  • Be authentically, totally, gleefully and proudly yourself. You might not be to everybody’s taste. Who gives a fuck?
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