What Sassy wants (after two wines).

1. For pizza to be diet food

2. Ditto chocolate

3. Ditto wine.

4. For the cracks in our house to be gone. 

5. To be thinner and prettier

6. to have a light which attracts and the norms to be broken (don’t ask, being deliberately cryptic)

7. To be fitter

8. To not have to go to work tomorrow. Only when I really feel like it

9. For the dog to stop tipping over the garbage bin

10. For my mum and sister and brother to have more money (not least because they will stop borrowing mine)

11. To have more sleep

 

Some of it is a bit selfish….but I have had two wines and feel entitled to say what I like…..